Humans are awesome
Alien 1: “So you see, this is why we do not provoke the humans.”
Alien 2: “Yes, this is an insightful battle simulation training recording.”
Alien 1: “You misunderstand. The humans are not battle training. They are doing those things for entertainment only. For fun.”
Alien 2: “…What?… for entertain… Even the human young?!”
Alien 1: “Yes.”
Alien 2: “I… I understand now.”
This is awsome holy fuck
Woah
*Stares at the people flying* I Yearn
jokes that will never be funny
- holocaust jokes
- fat jokes
- racist jokes
- rape jokes
- transphobic jokes
- homophobic jokes
- sexist jokes
jokes that will always be funny
- “that’s a weird looking dog”
- mmm whatcha say
- the audition meme
- doge
- trolling beetles fans
- dad jokes
ending long sentences with by fall out boy
Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”
Also:
- Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
- Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
- Rickrolls
And
• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.
- Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible
incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)
calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”
Colour theory and metallurgy
being offendend like Miette
