cheddar-baby:

lotshusband:

seven minutes in hell where you beat the shit out of each other. in a closet

stockpilingantihistamines:

demilypyro:

jestergal:

jestergal:

its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go “D:”

why is this mom joke getting notes

oscillatingheatpipe:

damnfool-of-a-took:

damnfool-of-a-took:

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

LASAGNA plates its armored hide

and should the hero dare

you’ll find the noisome Jaws are strung

with garlic angel hair

The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:

• Amazing Grace
• Pokemon theme song
• Gilligan’s Island theme
• House of the Rising Sun
• O Little Town of Bethlehem
• Joy to the World

Feel free to add any favorites!

thetimetostrikeislater:

I’m screaming 😭😂

rhetoricandlogic:

1oldbear:

luisonte:

El putoQUEEEEEEÉ?

And notice that he made it out of white oak.  Even with power tools, that’s doing it the hard way.

The artists is Oleksandr Hrytsai. He makes more of this beautiful stuff. Sadly, facebook only.

predstrogen:

thememedaddy:

the day they took down ricky pee pee

queenofnevermore:

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.